#hopeidontgetfired

Latest creation of coco a cola hair do! It look kinda pretty #imagod #hair #pretty #cocacola #idkthisgurrlsname #color #megood #hopeidontgetfired #foreverjob
J A N U A R Y R E A L T A L K 🤷🏻‍♀️⏲ Oh no she did NOT *gasp, shock, horror* Yep, that’s right. I said it!
I wanted to put this post out there during a month which puts an enormous amount of pressure on people & unfortunately, quite often encourages people to set goals that are either unrealistic, unsustainable & bloody dangerous!

I’m not a hypocrite. Anyone that knows me knows I’m always hounding people into my classes! Thankfully, those people are now regulars *love you long time, fam!* BUT they will always tell you that I highly encourage rest & to not overtrain.
I want to spread the message to use January to start your year as best as possible, but also to try new things. I couldn’t be more awkward or out of place in yoga if I tried, but I’ll be booking in this week for sure. Find the right coach that suits YOU & you can be honest with. You can still do a class if you’re having a bad day or you are recovering from an injury. Just let the instructor know, so they can offer alternatives that suits YOU.

There. I said it. Be the best YOU can be ✌🏼 #realtalk #yepisaidit #hopeidontgetfired #nowaisttrainers #notabletdiets #nomorefads #health #fitness #safetyfirst #bodyconfidence #sustainability #results #realresults #strongnotskinny #personaltrainer #fitnessinstructor #fitspo #stottpilatesinstructor #pilates #rideinstructor #ride #noapologies #londonfitness
I realised a dream today and pulled a classic Jim Halpert prank on a colleague! Too bad I will be on leave and won't see the reaction 😂#jimhalpert #theoffice #prank #hopeidontgetfired
My most efficient self-evaluation for annual review. 😇😬 #endofyearreview #performancereview #overallsummary#hopeidontgetfired
Nasty weather and a nasty day. #selfie
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Mood/health crap:
Made it home safe from the grocery store, discreetly holding my left ovary in place so it doesn't...fall out? Idk what it's doing but it hurts, likely more cysts, maybe bleeding ones who knows... This week on steroids as the drug roulette wheel spins around again. Took me a while to feel like myself so I felt safe driving to the store. Waited to take them till I got home. Day 4 of 6. Not sure what they're doing other than messing with my head and sleep. Here's to hoping my new dedicated nurse finds someone to shove a needle in my spine before the 2nd week of January, because it's back to work FT or termination, and my root nerve block appt is the 29th of January right now. Not sure if it'll work either but a girl can hope. #chronicpain #spoonie #chronicpainsucks #hopingdrugrouletteworks #hopeidontgetfired
I’m not a regular coworker, I’m a cool coworker 💁🏽‍♀️ #holidayspirits #officeparty #tistheseason #potluck #hopeidontgetfired
Saucy Snowman sashayed in this Saturday! Self note: Abstract swirls do not work well with pasties and tassels. #notmybest #sexysnowman #ravesnowman #pastietassels #saucy #neonswirls #officeenvy #paintlife #cha #hopeidontgetfired
WARNING! Do not attempt this! I’m a professional! 😂 #pullups #layover #workout #fitchick #strongwoman #strongaf #tampa #falife #tinybutmighty #hopeidontgetfired #leggings #stretch
Happy St. Jude marathon day! Cant get to work even this late, but still very inspired and love my city and all the wonderful things it does for these children and these families from around the world... #stjudechildrenshospital #stjudemarathon #ilovememphis #hopeidontgetfired
My poor co workers didn't know what hit them last Christmas party!! Ha ha ha
This one will be better!
#christmasparty #dentalassistantsknowhowtoparty
#howmanydrinks
#iwilloutdolastyear
#hopeidontgetfired
First time as a Non Blonde in more than four years ✌🏼
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Thanks @alexandriacaitlin_dance #bluehair #bodmod #hopeidontgetfired
I woke up like this #hopeidontgetfired 🤞🏻#LETMELIVE #yourhairlookslikeaneasteregg #teachersarepeopletoo #pinkhair 👩🏻‍🎤💗💕💘🎟🐣💖💕💝
Got my clothes laid out for work tomorrow! It's gonna be my second day of work, but my first day of training. Here's to hoping the people I work with understand my sense of humor, and I don't get fired before I get a chance to become a millionaire...😂😂😂 #leavingthebackporch #familyoftentoedsloths #tentoedsloths #sloths #working #goingbacktowork #layingouttheuniform
#training #secondday #hopeidontgetfired #skulls #skullseverywhere
Double vision @go_for_ken #setlife #halloween #hopeidontgetfired photo:@thehonahlee
Going into work dressed up
#hopeidontgetfired
I cant escape work but I can take @escapecraftbrewery with me. #screenprinting and enjoying a #sakura #hopeidontgetfired #drinkingonthejob#craftbeer #isthiscrooked #brewery @twistedimages909 #twistedimages909
new autumn sunset hair by @snipsnip_kitty 🌄 #purplehairdontcare #sunsethair #autumnhaircolor #williamsburg #hopeidontgetfired #loljktheycantfireme
This new tire cost half the price than back home in Queens, I hope its not some fugazzi knockoff thats gonna disintegrate when im strollin down the highway. .
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#flattire #carproblems #dispensary #silverlining #issues #ohwell #vidoftheday #videodiary #podcaster #podcastcomingsoon #missedwork #hopeidontgetfired
Thank you @jonnodotcom for posting this. Love from Marthe Svenjordt! #newatthis #afterglowfestival #marthesvenjordt #arthouseprovincetown #hopeidontgetfired
Did you guess the colour?



#blue #bluehair #bluehairdontcare #haircut #haircolour #itlltakesomegettingusedto #newhair #hairstyle #transformation #doyoulikeit #hopeidontgetfired
So this is underway. Can't wait to see how it turns out 🙈



#hair #colour #makeover #transformation #whatcolourwillitbe #newlook #newstyle #haircut #haircolour #hairtransformation #soexcited #hopeidontgetfired
@scottaukerman I LOVE YOU. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
I want to tell you guys quickly who he is and why I am in love with him. (No homo).
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You might know him from the show called "comedy bang bang", if you don't know what it is, it's a comedy podcast where "you talk to interesting people"
It doesn't sound so fun but you got to trust me, IT IS . ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
I have mentioned on an earlier post that I work in a warehouse. It is exhausting, boring, and I basically hate it. But something makes me excited to go to work, and that is to listen to his podcasts and if it wouldn't cost money I would be also listening to Threedom, I really enjoyed listening to the first free episode.
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I enjoy work and look forward to going to work because of this guy ! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
If @scottaukerman is reading this now then thank you for creating such amazing content, your a great guy, I would love to be a guest on CBB. (I know I being too ambitious). ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
#comedybang #scottaukerman #paulftompkins #laurenlapkus #podcast #soundcloud #funny #blog #blogger #shoutout #thanks #passion #comedy #netflix #threedom #fun #work #grind #journal #journey #9to5 #enjoywork #writingthiswhileworking #hopeidontgetfired #lol #hashtaghere
Feeling a sense of deja vu with my flight cancelled again. John Candy stop haunting me already. Lol #travelnightmare #allworthit #familyfirst #hopeidontgetfired
Slept in and missed work cause i partied on a thursday and left my charger somewhere, whoops. #problems #oops #hopeidontgetfired
#love #instagood #photooftheday #fashion
#beautiful #happy #cute #tbt #like4like
#followme #picoftheday #follow #me
#selfie #summer #art #instadaily #friends
#repost #nature #memes #meme
When your boss plays Gamecocks 2001 the day before for motivation...🤢🤮 Go Tigers!!🧡💜🧡💜 #hopeidontgetfired
If I didnt have bad luck I wouldn't have any luck at all.. stuck in Vancouver airport, missed my flipping flight for a second time... Now I'm stuck here till 6 in the fuckimg morning #badluck #dumbass #goingfornewjob #notgoingtomakeitontime #hopeidontgetfired
My co-worker has a ninja star on his desk... I asked if he had ever thrown it. He said no.... #YOLO #HopeIDontGetFired #imabadinfluence 😂 ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
#NinjaStar #Ninja #ImANinja #NetworkNinja #Nerd #Geek #ITGuy #Live #befree #trainhard #martialarts #america #tacticalnerd #bushcraft #outdoors #adventure #backpacking #woodsman #hiking #hiker #reggaeroots #getsome
Very happy at my new job 🖤 Music & law.... who knew the combo would be great. @officialjackwhitelive tonight thanks to a childhood friend for an amazing birthday gift jeje already celebrating #HaventEvenTakenTheLsat #HopeIDontGetFired
Can you keep track of this energetic little pug? #dogsatwork #berner #bernesemountaindog #pug #hopeidontgetfired
When your boss turns 50 you bring her a walker #hopeidontgetfired #happybirthday #fabulousat50
Work problems... Follow me at @rakimallah_
For more... #nastypeople #norfolk #virginiabeach #portsmouthva #washyourhands #flushthetoilet #workbelike #workproblems #venting #funny #hahah #hopeidontgetfired #blackcomedy #blackcomedians
sooooo @snipsnip_kitty did a major overhaul, and I’m in looooove. #prismhair #rainbowlocks #lastdayofvacation #hopeidontgetfired #loljktheycantfireme #🍭 #🌈 #🧜🏻‍♀️ #🦄
“Did I forget to call out today?” #disneyworld #hopeidontgetfired #shortvacation
Had to sneak out of work today to sneak in some waves for the old mans 58th. Happy Birthday pop, always good getting in a session with you 👨🏽🤙🏽 Love You
#Birthday #HopeIDontGetFired #MyDude #Hookie #Surf #🌊
@theshiggyshow #inmyfeelingschallenge #shiggychallenge #keke #hopeidontgetfired
Pro tip: When you’re at work in the restaurant and you need a break, go in the walk in freezer close your eyes and pretend it’s winter ❄️ 📷 @mattevans95
#hopeidontgetfired #crestedbuttesports
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#heismyboss #hopeIdontgetfired
#bestjobIeverhad
#X #beautifulboy
Always wanted to color my hair something fun and finally, in my 40s, grew some balls and did what I wanted to do! Thanks slomo @cvail1986 #hairintheboonies #purplehighlights #hopeidontgetfired
You stupid human..... exactly when were you going to tell me about the Romeo and Juliet production?

#jealous #annoyed #angry #whendidthishappen #hopeidontgetfired #romeoandjuliet #puppet #puppets #production #duck #ducks #canberra
Guyton and Hall takes a backseat when this is before you! #bangalorerains #hopeidontgetfired #physiologyortheview #theviewwins
When your baby wants to go to work with you.. you let her. #everydayimtrufflin #salonlife #salondog #wewereclosed #madisonmississippi #madisonms #hopeidontgetfired
Went on YouTube, got motivated, purchased a SHIT TON of dye 😳🤩 I have problems. Hit me up if you want a coupon code 😉😘 #limecrime #limecrimeunicornhair #addict #mermaidhair #funhair #hopeidontgetfired #diyhair #unicornhair #impulsive #youtubemademedoit
Think I’m going to #wfh today. Tell my boss I had a nap emergency. #workingfromhome #causeitsfriday #notreallyworking #napping
when your boss is a hoarder and goes on vacation; it’s like an archaeological expedition up in here! #dafuckisdat #mondaysbelike #hoarder #workworkworkworkwork #hopeidontgetfired #mychicagolife #chitownmytown #chicagogrammers #southside #officelife
He's been on new meds since tuesday for strep, he's still getting high fevers if I don't give him tylenol or advil on top...poor sweet baby still feeling punk. #SilverLining ....he's drinking lots of water #SickBoy #Again #HopeIDontGetFired #ItllAllBeOk #AnotherSilverLiningIsBabySnuggles
Hey guys I had a bit of a catastrophe today! I forgot my leggings at home and had to go all the way back. It was so sad! I had to do 2 balloon caths today in actual SCRUBS. So I went home to get them after lunch. When I got back I saw on tv that there was a flash sale at Lulu’s lemons and I just couldn’t pass up a good deal like that. So, I went to the lemon place and got 2 new scrub caps and one had rubber duckies on it! But, I got paged 911 because I left my CABG patient unattended in the OR and he flatlined. Whoopsies!! 🤷🏿‍♂️ #hopeidontgetfired #butthepatientsurvived #cariogod
Must be a very important and secret Bun-meeting because I didn’t get invited 🤔 I just hope it’s not about me😳#didntgetthememo #companyevaluation #hopeidontgetfired #bunnymeeting
What a day @ work#lahacienda#superchavela#
badday#hopeidontgetfired#
2muchgoingthrumyhead#
#easilydistracted
#GoBlue #LastHopeforMyBracket #HopeIDontGetFired
Unofficial bring your daughter to work day ended up becoming daughter be a mean boss day #daughters #daughtertoworkday #sheDoesThisAtHomeToo #hopeIDontGetFired #greatestdaughters
i’ll be sweating purple and pink at the gym for a few days, but i’m totally in love with my new hairs! thank you @snipsnip_kitty ! #purplehairdontcare #galaxyhair #colormelt #hopeidontgetfired #loljktheycantfireme
Ever grind up some weed at work cause no one else is working, just to have your boss walk in a minute after, but didn’t appear to notice? #prayforme #hopeidontgetfired #bringsomeweedigotastorytotell #cannabis #cannabiscommunity #weed #weedstagram420 #stoner #theirieleague #medicalmarijuana
Killing the game in Tech School already #Airmanleader #ropedup #hopeidontgetfired #USAF #Murica
#SnowedIn #hopeidontgetfired
While the teacher was very grateful to the one student who came to class in the snow, the class was limited to two poses: down dog and puppy dog pose! Thank you Ganesh! @anjalihotyoga #hopeidontgetfired!
My first office job
#consultantlife
#hopeidontgetfired
#thankyoujesus 🤣
#pinkhair #midlifecrisis #hopeidontgetfired
I did a thing. #bluehair #imcoolbruh #nomakeup #tiedye #hopeidontgetfired #lol
Purple is the new pink 😘💜💕
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#purplehair #uhoh #dontcare #livealittle #hopeidontgetfired #workhardplayhard #embracechange #liveyourlife #dowhatyouwant #imsureitsfine 💜💜💜
What else to do at work besides post old selfies? #bored #hopeidontgetfired #butilookgoodthough #cuteboy #gayboy #valenciafilterislife
Look, somedays ya just don't feel like doing s!?t. It's okay. Sobriety, plant-based diets, meditation, exercising, mantras, chants, cat pictures...they don't make us impervious to wanting to hide away once in a while. We're human. But this is when it's most important to pick up the phone for a friend or share on social media to ensure folks that you're not always the f!?€k!ng supernatural genius you seem to purport to be. And by you I mean me! Unfortunately you also wind up with insane photos like this. #hopeidontgetfired ...BUT, I am super happy in my job and love me some New Balance gear for ultrarunning. So, seeing as how I am blessed with these lovely and various earthly treasures, I'm talking about my favorite items here: www.runnerscott.com ...Here I talk about gear that's hard to destroy! And I do try my very best to destroy gear. As Bon Scott said, "What I want I take, what I don't I break, and I don't want you!" I've sung that to many running shoes, (not really) but not these badboys! See you at Rocky Raccoon 100 this weekend... So peace out, gonna watch some gaiam tv, eat some popcorn with nutritional yeast, read a little from my book about Bob Marley and resume a life of badassery tomorrow! #newbalance #newbalancerdu #keepitreal #theherrenproject #ultrarunning #ultrarunner #rockyraccoon100 #ultrarunvegan #soberlife #veganathlete #newbalancerunning my charities & stories of addiction recovery: www.ultrarunvegan.com / www.runforhelen.com ...my free run groups www.thpnc.org (The Herren Project) / www.runtriangle.com (free New Balance 5k Training & Clinics for 2018) also follow me at: @newbalancetriangle
Oops... someone caught me napping on the job! #hopeidontgetfired
✖️When you be tryin’ to do your thang at work 👩🏻‍⚕️💊💉 and your chef 👨🏻‍🍳 frands send you food porn ~ ALL your concentration goes out the door 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️🖕🏼THANKS @dieselbod ✖️ #BreakofDawn ⛅️ #BoD #ChefDee 🍴 #porkbelly 🐷🐽 #foodporn #jawonthefloor #drooling 🤤 #salivating 😋 #productivitybuzzkill 👇🏼🚫 #hopeidontgetfired 🤫😩🤦🏻‍♀️ #FML #starving #hangry #ByeFelicia 🙋🏻‍♀️ #istillloveyoudoe ♥️ #nicelyplayed 👏🏼🙄 #nowfeedme #rxfoodie #comefollowmyfoodieventures @rxfoodie06
New beginnings! #hopeIdontgetfired
#AZ #StateTroopers roll on #BMWr1200rt and this one is nice!! #BacktheBlue #HopeIdontgetfired #dontpushtheredbutton🔴
So the plan is to dye my hair this weekend #purplehairdontcare #okicarealittle #hopeidontgetfired #yeahillbefine

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